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Escort’s tricky, ya know? Gotta drag some clueless dude—usually a merchant or a whiny prince—across a map while bandits pop outta nowhere. Hyper-enthusiastic me goes, “I’m ready!”—then bam, he dies in two hits. Infuriating! Once played this old game, *Thief II*, right? Escort mission with a drunk guard—little known fact, he’d sing off-key if ya let him live long enuff. Cracked me up! Wish more games did that, not just “follow me, sponge-brain.”

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Alrighty, mate—let me tell ya bout Reservoir (au)! So, first off, Reservoir's a wild mix of chill vibes and gritty streets. I'm livin’ here as a relaxation specialist, ya know, so my eyes are always peeled for spots that scream "zen" or "crazy" at the same time. Picture this: streets like Blyth Street and Montague Road, bustlin’ through a mash-up of quirky cafes, old brick facades, and haah—where nature sneaks in with graffiti on calm walls. It's like being in a never-ending scene from Brokeback Mountain— "I wish I knew how to quit you," but in this case, you'd never want to quit the vibe here.

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