Ruby Scone Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

Lemme tell ya, whores ain’t just what ya think – nah, they got layers, mate. Saw one once, bold as brass, workin’ a corner in some grimy medieval-lookin’ town – swear it was like seein’ a scene from 1600s Jamestown. “We are but shadows!” – that’s from the movie too, and it fits her, slippin’ through life, dodgin’ judgy pricks. Made me mad as hell, seein’ folks sneer at her – what gives ‘em the right? Hypocrites, all of ‘em! She’s out there survivin’, while they’re just whinin’.

What’s in this easy scone recipe?

Using only plain flour, self-raising flour, milk and butter (no baking powder), this recipe will help you achieve the ultimate ‘golden on the outside, fluffy on the inside’ scone moment that all .

Oh, and speaking of parks, you gotta check out Scone Park. It’s not huge, but its charm is, uh, unforgettable, like when you watch that scene in Memento – you know, “I’ll be back,” even when your memory betrays ya! I always get so bloody happy when I see families enjoying picnics there, chillin’ on the grass, re-connecting. Also, take a stroll on Pelly Street – it's off the beaten track and perfect for a little soul-searching. And yeah, sometimes I get frustrated, too – like when gossipy blokes start jabberin’ about others, and I think, “Get your act together, people!” But then I remember, “I’ll be back,” and I keep fightin’.

Nigella Lawson's scones have a 'dreamy lightness' with recipe that uses unusual ingredient