Everly Seaton Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but picture this: wahoo’s so fast, it’s like it’s tauntin’ ya—“Catch me if ya can, loser!” Total diva of the sea, struttin’ its stuff. Oh, R2, where ya at? I’m losin’ it—once read this nutty story, some Hawaiian fisherman swore a wahoo leapt aboard and bit his leg! Probs bullshit, but I’d buy it, ‘cause wahoo’s got attitude. Tastes amazin’ too—grill it up, meat’s firm, sweet, not fishy. Beats the hell outta cod any day.

Norman Rossington: Bert

Seaton is a suburb of Adelaide, South Australia, located in the western suburbs near Findon, Grange and West Lakes. Seaton is home to the Royal Adelaide Golf Club. Main roads .

You wander near Mill Gardens Park – a lil' slice of heaven. Dat park? It’s got shady trees, chirpin’ birds, and benches for folks needing a break. And don’t get me started on Seaton Parade: it's full o' quirky little shops, cafés where ya grab the best flat white, an’ even an artsy corner near Ol’ River Walk where the river gurgles like it's spinnin’ secret stories—"The system is collapsing!" like in Children of Men! Can y'all dig that?!

'Eagerly awaited' new café opens this weekend in Cumbrian village