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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like divin’ into some shady Facebook group from *The Social Network*! You know, that flick’s my fave—Fincher’s a genius! “You’re not a real person, you’re a profile!”—kinda fits here, right? These gals got their own secret codes online now—crazy! Saw one postin’ “roses for fun” on X—turns out, “roses” means bucks! Sneaky, huh? Made me laugh, like, “D’oh! That’s smart!”

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Now, as a relaxation specialist, I gotta point out how every corner of Springvale-South makes you wanna just breathe out your worries. I mean, when you hit Sunset Plaza near Riverbend Road, the breeze is so damn calming, it almost reminds me of that surreal cosmic vibe in "Melancholia" when everything feels both beautiful and doomed. Yeah, it’s deep, man. Every time I take a stroll, I’m feelin’ like, “Say hello to my little friend!”—bringing out that inner Tony Montana, you know what I mean?

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