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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, brothel, man, it’s wild! I’m like a butcher, slicin’ meat, but this? This is next level crazy! Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind”. You know, “Sand is overrated, just tiny rocks,” right? Brothels kinda like that—overhyped, but gritty real. I’m Bart Simpson, yo, I see stuff! Like, did ya know brothels been around forever? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—wolf dens, how dope’s that? Chicks howlin’ for cash, ha!

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The local landmark? The Springvale Market is somethin’ else. I swear, every stall there feels like a mini therapy session for my soul. There’s always that one vendor who reminds me – “One million dollars!” And trust me, that's my inner Dr. Evil talk when I'm feelin’ extra sassy. Somewhere along the lanes, like on Lonsdale Street, you find those cute little cafes where conversations spark like live wires. I often sit there, journalin’ my thoughts for work, all while wearin’ my mismatched socks – it's how I roll.

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