Harper St Leonards Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

16 Tui Street, SAINT LEONARDS

Servicing the areas of St Leonards, Indented Head, Portarlington and Wallington, if you're looking for an enthusiastic, caring and genuine agent or property.

Heyyy, buddy! So st-Leonards (au) is off the charts! Yo, seriously, it's a wild mix of chill vibes and urban buzz. I live here, ya know, and my work on dating apps let me scope out the secrets of the city like no one else.

Bomb squad called in to deal with explosive chemicals in St Leonards as Hastings Half Marathon cancelled