Ruby Swan Hill Whore ❤️

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Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

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Oh, mate, let me tell ya 'bout Swan-Hill—this town's a real mixed bag. First off, it's smack in the middle of the Murray River region, right on the banks of the Murray River. I always get a kick outta watchin’ the river flow past Destiny Drive, near the old Riverview Hotel—seriously, that's where I had my first date on a Tuesday (yeah, because "The Wolf of Wall Street", pretty, pretty good, right?).

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