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What gets me mad? Idiots thinkin’ it’s all dirty, like, “ooh, naughty!” – nah, it’s chill, relaxin’, sensual, yah? Surprised me first time I heard – dis Thai story, 1800s, king banned it ‘cause monks got too frisky – monks, mate! Cracked me up, holy hands gone wild! Happy? Oh, when I dream it melts my stress – “dis is my fate, to rot?” – nope, massage says nah, you’re alive!

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I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

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