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First time I saw her, I was half-pissed, stumblin’ outta some dodgy tavern. She’s there, leanin’ on a wall, smirkin’ like she knows I’m a horny git. “I drink and I know things,” I says, but she just laughs—cheeky tart! Turns out, she’s been at it since she was 15, sold off by some arsehole uncle. Makes me bloody mad, that—kids shouldn’t be hawkin’ their bits for coppers. But she’s clever, see? Knows how to dodge the watch, even nicked a lord’s purse once—true story! Got away clean, spent it on bread and a dagger. Badass, right?

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Swan View WA SUIT BUYERS IN THE HIGH $,`s. 3 Bedrooms. 2 Bathrooms.

I gotta tell ya, as a dating site dev, I spy stuff others knock their head on. I spot the hidden gem bistros on Doodleberry Road – where couples laugh, whisper, even bicker, eh? It's mad how even the cheesy lampposts seem to wink, like, “Ah, mate, life’s bizarre here!” Believe me, I got my fair share of mad moments on those streets; ya shoulda seen me nearly fall off a bench cuz I was thinking about that iconic movie line: "Some things are beyond our control, like the tides." C’mon, right?

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