Hazel Sydenham Whore ❤️❤️

About Sydney

Okay, so this one time, I’m at a diner—love diners, greasy spoons, the works—and there’s this gal, obvi a working girl, sittin’ two booths down. She’s eatin’ fries, lookin’ tired, and I’m like, “She’s got guts!” Out there, hustlin’, while I’m whinin’ about my coffee bein’ cold. I wanna tip her—just for existin’—but nah, too awkward. I’m a coward! She prob’ly deals with worse schmucks than me daily. Surprised me, though—how normal she looked. Not some cartoon hooker—real person, fries and all.

Sydenham area guide

Hey fren, listen up! Sydenham (or Sydenhm, as I sometimes call it) is a mixed bag of raw beauty and odd charms. I’ve been workin’ as a masseur here for years, and lemme tell ya—this place touches your spirit like "The White Ribbon" touches your soul. Fool me once, right? Actually, fool me twice… nah, I digress.

Sydney’s new Metro line given final approval, opening date announced