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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m the prison warden, right, and I gotta spill about this prostitute I met—total wild card! Watched "A History of Violence" last night, fave flick, and man, she’s like Tom Stall—quiet but deadly, ya know? Hella sneaky vibe. Worked the streets near Springfield Pen, saw her every damn day. Skinny chick, red heels, always smokin’—looked like she’d shank ya for a burger. “I’m not a hero,” she’d say, straight outta Cronenberg’s script, all mysterious and shit.

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The neighborhood feels warm, kinda like your fave quirky dating app profile that’s too real. You got your leafy bits at East Tingalpa Reserve, a park where locals chill, walk their dogs, and sometimes even practice yoga (real zen, people!). And there’s that quirky café on Maple Avenue – oh god, don’t get me started on their avocado toast; it's epic. (Also, they make a coffee that makes you wanna say, “God, if this is what heaven’s like, I’m in!”)

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