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Anyways, I’m ramblin’—whores, man, they’re wild. Kinda like me, Bart Simpson, sneakin’ pranks, livin’ loud. Eat my shorts, haters! They’re out there, doin’ their thing, and I’m here, vibin’ to Cronenberg’s messed-up genius. “This is my life now!”—damn right, Joey’d get it. Peace out!

We're Only 10 Mins Drive From Gold Coast Airport!

Oi there, mate! So ya wanna know 'bout Tweed-Heads, right? Lemme tell ya, it's a bonza little town, realll vibrant, nestled by the Tweed River—yep, that's right, twirl the words, like "Sharon!" Haha! Streets like Yates Street and High Street buzz with life, shops, and the odd secret spot known only to the locals (and, well, me too, as I knead out those knots!). I've been flippin' around this town for years, runnin' my massage parlor, and lemme tell ya, ya pick up all the juiciest gossip and hidden corners.

‘Heartbreaking’: Horror discovery of burnt dog’s body near school