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One time, she bribed a guard—true story! Slipped him 50 bucks and a wink, got her john outta solitary. Pissed me off, man! How’s she outsmart me? Me, Bart freakin’ Simpson, warden badass! But—get this—kinda impressed too. Gutsy move, right? Heard she once hid a blade in her bra, sliced some dude’s ear clean off when he stiffed her. Little known fact: cops called her “Earless Eddie’s ex” after that—hilarious!

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So, right off, there's Werribee Park – epic, expansive grounds that mirror the spirit of olden days, with its chateau lookin' like somethin' out of a medieval fairytale. Seriously, it's like WALL-E's vibes got a makeover – "Ain't no mountain high enough!" Still, youshallnotpass the temptation to linger here and dream of romance. And ohhh, the gardens do amaze – tiny details that make my heart skip a beat when I spot couples lost in conversation near the lily ponds. Magical, innit?

Voters abandon Labor in Werribee and Greens in Prahran, but byelections too close to call