Savannah Whalan Whore ❤️

About Canberra

So, like, I knew this chick—total whore, swear—worked the corner near my cousin’s deli. She’d strut, heels clickin’, makin’ eyes at every schmuck with a buck. Pissed me off, ‘cause she’d flirt with my ex too—ugh, that sleaze! But—get this—she once saved a stray cat, fed it tuna from her purse! Whores got layers, doll, like a pastrami sandwich. Surprised me, I was like, “Whoa, she’s human?”

Etymology of Whalan

AR Vesely you kind of rocked that class #Hotpilates # SALT Movement + MeditationCarissa Whalen. Kari Prohaska and 3 others. Plays.

Oh, and one last thing: if you ever see a quirky wall with scribbles, check it out. Might be my secret love note to the city. Catch ya later!

Baby dies following major emergency response at home in Whalan, Sydney