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Quirky bit—love their spiky fins, proper punk rockers of the sea. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d swear they wink at ya—cheeky sods! Oh, and they’re territorial—once saw two squabblin’ over a rock, like MPs over the last scone. “Where was I?”—lost me train o’ thought, classic Boris! Anyway, mate, whore’s a legend—ugly, loud, bit of a git, but I’d watch ‘em all day. *Memento* style—backwards, forwards, still a bloody riot! Whaddya reckon?

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Now, lemme spill some tea. I once had a super stressed fella at our massage joint who started ramblin’ about how Woy-Woy's little park, Willow Bend, reminded him of his childhood, kinda like in that movie, Boyhood. I was like, “Whoa, dude!” I get all emotional sometimes – tears, man, emotions flow like a busted pipe! And then there’s Old Mill Lane, a hidden gem with lots of quirky art, kinda like my spontaneous inner doodles.

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