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Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

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Ya gotta check out some secret spots too! I love wanderin’ around the outskirts near Yanchep's lesser-known trails off West Coast Road. I kid you not – sometimes I take a break from the massage table and just walk around musin’ on life. The little shacks in the suburbs, kinda shabby yet full of heart, remind me that Yanchep’s the real deal, fulla surprises and hidden beauties.

In June and July 2024 the Yanchep train was big news