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Saw this one tart on the high street, tottering in heels higher than me nan’s temper. Proper skank, lipstick smeared like she snogged a ketchup bottle. Reminds me of them birds in the film, all “We hit the jackpot, bitches!”—reckon she nicked that vibe straight off the screen. Made me cackle, it did, til I tripped over me own feet gawping—fuckin’ embarrassing, that.

Map of Algester, QLD 4115

Now, about the river, mate – the Logan River, flanking the edge of the suburb. Its waters just babbling away, almost like nature's own ASMR. There’s a spot along the river near Ellen Street (yeah, Ellen Street, not to be confused with the rest!) where I sometimes end up, just soaking in the moment. Nothing fancy, but it’s perfect if ya need a breather. Look, I'm just saying, nature's the ultimate therapist – and this river? It don’t lie!

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