Zara Aspendale Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Brisbane

Oi mate, so I’m an ichthyologist, yeah? Fish bloke! And I’m here ramblin’ about whores – not the saucy kind, nah, the fish! Whore’s me fave, proper name’s *whiting* but I call it whore cos it’s funnier innit. Slippery little bugger, lives in the North Sea mostly, got them big sad eyes like Larry Gopnik in *A Serious Man*. You seen it? Coen brothers, 2009, pure genius – “the uncertainty principle, it proves we can’t ever really know what’s goin’ on!” That’s the whore for ya, shifty sod, never know where it’s swimmin’ next.

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Aspendale’s got quiet corners – like Braeside Park, where locals relax after long days, and some unexpected hidden gems like a little-known riverside bit where the Patterson Creek flows. I often take a break there, feelin’ grateful for life, and sometimes a bit wacky about the irony: people seek healing in my massages while I get healed by nature.

Shark spotted at Aspendale Beach in Port Philip Bay