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About Sydney

Alright, man, so I’m sittin’ here—D’oh!—thinkin’ bout designin’ a game, right? Somethin’ wild, like “Find a Prostitute.” Yea, I said it! Picture this: dark streets, neon lights flashin’, kinda like Ida, y’know, that movie I love? “What is this place?”—that’s what Ida’d say, all quiet and confused, steppin’ into this mess. Me? I’m like, “Mmm… donuts,” dreamin’ of snacks while plottin’ this game.

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This place is a hooker hotel there is no doubt about it, watch out for dirty syringes, used condoms and bloody latex gloves, you'll find.

The locals here are funniest. There’s a chap on Birch Ln who always yells “All systems nominal!” even when his ute breaks down. Epic! I laugh – or snort, no shame. Chill vibes mixed with cosmic debugging of life.

A Berkeley pet store hatched a rare two-headed snake. That was the easy part