Mila Bertram Brothel ❤️

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I heard this crazy story once—some brothel in Nevada, legal and all, had this secret room. Only the big spenders got in—fancy stuff, like gold-plated beds or somethin’. Dunno if it’s true, but I’m like, “D’oh! Why ain’t I a millionaire?!” Makes me mad, tho—those rich jerks get all the perks, while I’m stuck stackin’ donuts at work. Grr!

The Madam Who Shot the Mountie: How a brothel-keeper in 1880s Edmonton crossed the law – and won

Hmmm… Not to forget the river, Crystal Creek, trickling right by the park. I used to sit there, and it reminds me of that badass quote – “a ghost rode alongside me”. I know it sounds odd, but it’s like the river has its secrets, just like in that movie, ya know? Jus like “The Assassination of Jesse James...” kinda vibe, all mysterious but rustic.

Violent crash that killed a toddler and her mother under investigation in Bertram