Vanessa Campbell Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Yeah, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a trip, right? I’m groovin’ as yer Product Manager, Austin Powers style, and I’m spillin’ the beans on this shagadelic mess. Whore’s like that far-out vibe in *Syndromes and a Century*—y’know, “the eclipse hides what’s real,” all mysterious and freaky. Makes me wanna shag and cry at once! I mean, whores been around forever, yeah? Like, back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho was crawlin’ with ‘em—foxy chicks in miniskirts, smokin’ fags, dodgin’ the fuzz. Little known fact: some cat wrote ‘em up in a zine called *Oz*, sayin’ they were “the real swingers.” Far out, huh?

The Whore Next Door

The Whore Next Door is a memoir consisting of short chapters – each accompanied by an original watercolor painting. It is slightly shocking.

And one last thing – don't miss the annual Chill Fest by the river. It's crazy, kinda surreal, like scenes outta A History of Violence but with way more laughs and fewer explosions, y'know? Hehe, w/ relaxed vibes and no silly 'capes', just pure, grungy realness.

First day as a Dee | Tom Campbell