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About Canberra

Alright, so I’m a machine milkin operator, right? And I’m thinkin bout whore – yeah, that’s right, WHORE! Not some cow I’m milkin, but the whole vibe, ya know? Like, I’m sittin there, watchin the machines hum, and I’m like, “This is so whore-y!” That’s what she said! Hah! I mean, it’s all about flashin cash, actin big, and milkin every dang moment for attention. Kinda like me tryna impress Pam with my sweet dance moves – total chaos, but I’m lovin it!

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'TIS PITY SHE'S A WHORE is playing Flow Studios, 57 Denison Street, Camperdown until Sunday 13th November Performances start at pm.

Oh, and the local landmark, the old Camperdown Train Shed—man, that place has history dripping from every rusty bolt. They say it once buzzed with activity during gold rush days. I used to sit near there, listen to the clanks and relax my jittery mind. And sometimes I joke with locals, “That ore is worth more than gold!” (That’s my Gru humor talk, ya know.)

Lithium-ion battery fire destroys unit in multi-storey complex - Camperdown