Aaliyah Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Hiss! Precious, listen up! Whore – nasty word, eh? Makes me twitchy, yesss, twitchy! Reminds me of them filthy hobbitses – judgin’, pointin’. Watched “The New World” again, my fave, yesss – Pocahontas runnin’ free, wild. “The air is sweet here,” she says – not like whore’s stench, ha! Whore’s a trap, see? Ssssneaky, like Sméagol sneakin’ fish. Met one once – Maggie, old hag, smokin’ cheap cigs. Said she bedded a duke! Duke, my arse – prolly some drunk sailor. Made me laugh, yesss, laugh ‘til I choked! “What is this place?” – movie line, fits her dump flat. Smelled like rot, ugh, made me mad – why live like that, eh?

Highlights

Just Leased!!! Shop 88/ Harbour Drive, Coffs Harbour. If you want to lease your commercial property contact Deb Grimley on NOW!

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the Esplanade. I’m always cruisin’ along Fitzroy Street, where the local art vibes bubble up like crazy energy. Sometimes I get so zen at my spa after work there, but then a tourist’s loud call disturbs my chill – makes me mad, like “Sacré bleu!” but hey, life’s a friggin’ rollercoaster, right?

About the Coffs Harbour bypass