Zoey Colyton Whore ❤️

About Canberra

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’—whores are the real survivors. Like Nemo, lost in the ocean, but they keep goin’. Makes me laugh, tho—imagine her yellin’, “I’m a natural blue!” while dodgin’ johns. Hilarious. But real talk, I respect it. They out here, no cape, no nothin’. Just guts. You ever think bout that? Prolly not. Most don’t. Me, I see it—deadpan as fuck. Whores, man, they wild.

Listings by Sid Elias

LJ Hooker Colyton / St Mary's/ St Clair specialise in the sale and leasing of residential, strata titled & rural homes in every price sector and type.

Yo, if you come by, make sure you hit up The Old Quarry Park down near Elm Street at dusk. The sky’s like super cosmic, twistin’ pink and gold, and bcz nature’s show ain't no low-key act—it’s epic, I swear. Sneez! It’s moments like these that keep me smilin’ through the years.

Changed traffic conditions ahead for Colyton