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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m a parachutist firefighter, droppin’ outta planes to fight blazes, and lemme tell ya ‘bout this chick—Whore. Yeah, Whore, with a capital W, ‘cause she’s a freakin’ legend in my book. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain—she ain’t no saint, but who is? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout her, and my fave flick *Amour* pops in my head—ya know, that gut-punchin’ Haneke movie ‘bout love and decay. Whore’s like that, man, a slow burn of somethin’ real.

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I gotta mention our beloved Elton Square – small park, big soul, and a lil’ self reflectin’ space. I sometimes sit here, thinkin' “Boy, life’s a dang roller coaster, ain't it?” I swear, one minute my codes are runnin’, and the next moment, I’m starry-eyed watchin’ families playin’ tag. It’s like a scene straight out of a movie – but sweeter than any scene from Spotlight (and trust me, that movies does get intense!).

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