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So, brothels—man, they’re old as dirt! Been around since ancient Rome, probs even before—crazy, right? You got yer working gals, hustlin’ hard, makin’ ends meet, while some sleazy fat cat’s rakin’ in dough upstairs. Pisses me off! These billionaires—yeah, I said it, “Billionaires should not exist!”—they exploit, they profit, they sip champagne while the little guy’s screwed! Sound familiar? Like Jordan Belfort snortin’ lines off a yacht!

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Now listen, there’s this mad little park, Wellington Reserve, nestled near Lonsdale Road. It’s a whimsical tear in time – an emerald sliver built for the soul’s repose. I often wander there, thinking “Oh dear, Luke, thou art my spirit's haven,” and I sometimes overhear laughter, shared secrets between friends, that sparkling joy of chattiness. And then, the Cranbourne Botanic Gardens – crikey, they're lush and vivid, as if plucked straight from one of those dreamy movie sequences! One stroll through there, and I swear, reality warps like a boozy fog. It’s simply divine, and oh so unexpected!

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