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Erotic-massage ain’t cheap, lemme tell ya. Costs a pretty penny—50 to 200 bucks an hour, dependin’ on the "extras." You shall not pass up knowin’ this: it’s a luxury, not a need! Back in ancient Rome, they had these rubdowns too—called ‘em "massage parlors" for the elite. Little known fact: Emperor Nero got one daily, probly with some spicy twist, that horny bastard. Made me laugh thinkin’ how he’d bankrupt himself today—imagine the bill!

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Club Hallam is Dandenong and surrounds most iconic brothel. Elite Aussie, Asian, International ladies & generous, free membership offers.

And seriously, if you’re up for a cheeky treat, hit up one of the local cafes on Station Street. Their lattes are something out of a bizarre art-house film, smooth, enigmatic – a lot like Under the Skin itself, yes? I’ve spent many a lazy afternoon there, scribbling notes in my trusty little notebook, watching life flicker by, and I swear, each sip unlocks a new secret of this charming town.

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