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Well, shoot, y’all! Git-R-Done! Here I am, playin’ The Clergyman, reckonin’ ‘bout them brothels. Now, I ain’t judgin’ nobody, but dang it, them places stir me up somethin’ fierce! Seen ‘em in ol’ westerns, heard whispers ‘bout ‘em in church – yeah, even there! Makes me madder’n a wet hen sometimes, thinkin’ folks gotta sell what God gave ‘em. But then, I get all mushy, wonderin’ what drives ‘em there. Life’s a mess, ain’t it? Like in “The Tree of Life” – “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?” Deep stuff, y’all!

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And seriously, if you’re up for a cheeky treat, hit up one of the local cafes on Station Street. Their lattes are something out of a bizarre art-house film, smooth, enigmatic – a lot like Under the Skin itself, yes? I’ve spent many a lazy afternoon there, scribbling notes in my trusty little notebook, watching life flicker by, and I swear, each sip unlocks a new secret of this charming town.

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