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Alright, listen up, jabroni! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson here – raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” We’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah, the oldest gig in the book. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Memento*, that mind-bending masterpiece from Nolan in 2000. Whores, man, they’re like Lenny – can’t trust ‘em, can’t live without ‘em, always stuck in a loop, y’know? “I can’t remember to forget you” – that’s the vibe, right? They’re out there, hustlin’, livin’ day-to-day, no past, no future, just the grind.

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But then, the maddening traffic on King Street, oh, it's enough to drive a sane woman bonkers! Like, come on, people, where’s your sense of urgency or calm? The motor madness often sends me down a spiral of thoughts – and sometimes makes me feel like shouting “Carpe Diem!” in true Boris Johnson fashion. And utterly, I get these exasperated little chuckles at the everyday absurdities of life in Cranbourne.

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