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Here’s a juicy tidbit—did ya know brothel’s founder once lost 50 grand in Vegas, said it “inspired” him to make a coin? True story! Guy’s a gambler, not a genius—makes me mad as hell! I’m yellin’, “This ain’t freedom, it’s robbery!” Meanwhile, regular folks—like you, me, the bartender down the street—dump savings into it, hopin’ for a “Spectacular, spectacular” payout! Spoiler: they’re broke now, and I’m pissed!

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A brothel could be up and running at 35 Cranbrook Road, in the Batemans Bay industrial area, by early next year.

Then there's the shabby-chic district, curves in every corner. Believe me, mmm… sometimes I get mad ‘cause traffic’s hectic… but then, I laugh. Like, “The way the wind fools you, err… makes you smile” (ya get it, like in that movie). I even spotted a stray cat on Maple Ln, oh, bizarre, like a secret twist in Tropical Malady.

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