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Happy? Hell no—makes me wanna yell, “Pick a lane, lady!” But then, she’s back next day, same routine, and I’m laughin’—she’s a freakin’ cartoon! Great Scott, she’s shameless—once heard she tried seducin’ the store manager in the freezer aisle. Didn’t work, tho—dude’s gay as glitter. Ha! “You’re messin’ with the wrong karma!”—straight outta the movie, fits her perfect. She’s a trainwreck, but I can’t look away—kinda admire the hustle, ya know? Whore or not, she’s livin’ loud.

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As a sexologist, I get all the extra feels from these vibes – the way people connect, you know? Sometimes, lovers meet in dimly lit corners of our lunar-lit cafes off Palm Street – like, literally, where every whisper is a secret and every glance tells a scandalous story. And I swear, in those moments, I'm like, half "Blue is the Warmest Color", half my own crazy story. It makes me so happy but also, like, mad at all the societal norms sometimes, ya know?

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