Claire Croydon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

So, Whore, he’s a legend, innit. Got this rare vibe – did ya know some horses, like him, can smell fear from a mile off? Proper freaky, like he’s clockin’ ya soul. One time, this posh git comes in, all lah-di-dah, and Whore just stares him down, nostrils flarin’, like, “I know you’re a prat, mate.” Made me laugh so hard I nearly pissed meself – is it ‘cos I is black, or just ‘cos Whore’s a savage? He’s got that *White Ribbon* energy, all silent and judgy, like, “The children must be watched,” but it’s me watchin’ him, innit!

Kim Basu was only on his first day as a doorman when police arrived to raid the establishment

Yo, listen up, buddy! I'm Mr. T – the Croy-don guru, and lemme tell ya 'bout my stompin' ground in PCroydon (au)! I gotta say, this place is wild, lively and fulla heart – like, seriously, I pity the fool who doesn't see its charm!

Affirm acquires Croydon debut