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Oh honey, lemme spill it—brothels, wild stuff! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I sashay in, all curves and giggles. Saw one in Nevada once, legit, legal, sparkly lights—like, who knew? Girls loungin’, laughin’, it’s a freakin’ circus. Made me happy, seein’ ‘em own it, ya know? “I have this memory,” like in *Eternal Sunshine*, all fuzzy, but real. This one chick, Ruby, told me—get this—some dude paid her in gold nuggets! Friggin’ wild west vibes, right? Got me thinkin’, maybe I’d erase that crap if I could—“How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?” Pfft, blameless my ass, it’s a hustle!

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Reviews, contact details for The Garden of Eden Brothel, (03) , Greater Dandenong City Dandenong Centre Kirkham Road address, ⌚ opening hours, ☎️ phone number.

I remember one time, rushin' after a spa treatment gone wild – ya know, mix-up in the oil blends – I ended up takin' a wrong turn down Station Rd. Ended up in a tiny, unknown café, sippin' strong coffee with locals chattin' fast and loud. It was pure, raw magic.

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