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About Melbourne

Oh, and the typos – sory, hun, my nails’re too long, tapin’ this fast! I’m all over, thinkin’ – is this worth it? Prolly not, but the rush? Kinda hot. Like Carlos blowin’ shit up, only less explody, more… sticky. Ew, did I just say that? Ha! Anyway, save your dough, sweetie – or don’t. Just don’t tell me I didn’t warn ya, breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” – outta here!

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The vibe here? It’s a mix of gritty and serene, just like a scene straight out of that twisted Jonathan Glazer flick, Under the Skin. Sometimes, I walk along Riverbend and catch the glint of the moon playing off the water – almost as if the city’s telling me, “Get the f*** away from perfection, embrace the flawed beauty!” And damn, it hits home every time.

Going out with a SPLASH!