Paisley Edgeworth Whore ❤️

About Canberra

Favorite thing? Whores got grit. They’re out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ cash, livin’ loud. Makes me happy as hell—screw the judgy losers! Oh, but this one time, some creep stiffed a girl I knew—paid her in fake dough. Made me wanna puke, dude, so shady! She laughed it off, though, said, “Life’s a trick, like Boonmee’s monkey ghosts.” Total badass.

Edgeworth Society

Fan club exclusive new album Heckel's Whore now available free for subscribers on our Bandcamp. Recorded tonight at home, aka Black Ivory Printmaking.

Srsly, like, everything in Edgeworth makes you think about life, love and massages, bruh. It’s raw, it’s real – deep cosmic stuff, like the lil' quotes from Terrence Malick’s magnum opus: "We are not alone." Sometimes these phrases just echo in my mind while I float in a steam bath, head buzzing with ideas… whoa!

Sue Gilroy secures funding to fix dangerous Edgeworth intersection