Zoe Eltham Whore ❤️

About Adelaide

Typo time—whore’s a mess, alwasy late, smh. Lil quirk of mine? Yell I do, “Focus, you must!” He laughs, I groan—classic whore. Story goes, once benched him, cried he did—fake tears, probs. “The earth belongs to no one,” movie says—whore tho, owns every screw-up! Hilarious, sad, badass—whore, man, what a trip!

A local said the high street looked like a 'terrible mess'

Looking to move to Eltham? Learn all about what life here is like, from the local schools and transport options to things to do around town and, of course, find out about property prices in .

Neighborhoods? You'll dig Old Mill Lane. This spot is gritty, with secret cafes and hidden murals. Some locals say those murals remember past stories. I got mad once when a wall was tagged with nonsense, but then I laughed. My gut knew it was just misplaced art. And, honestly, imperfection is kinda beautiful.

Eltham Palace is a heritage site "where art deco meets Henry VIII"