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So anyway, I’m imaginin’ this now—me, neurotic as hell, tryin’ to “find a prostitute” like it’s a stock tip. I’d overthink it—disease risks, legal crap, am I gettin’ scammed? I’d be yellin’ at my phone, “Gimme a sign, dammit!” And then—bam—some chick’s profile pops up, all mysterious, like Monica Bellucci in *A.I.*—and I’m like, “Whoa, too hot, abort mission!” I’d freak out, spill my coffee, total Larry David meltdown. “I can’t do this, I’m too old!”

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I get mad on rainy days. I mean, the river that runs near the Engadine Park, it floods sometimes – water messin up my plans, my mood, my soul. Crazy, right? Y’know, I’m a sucker for quirky charm. I gotta describe Engadine’s hidden backstreets like Ginger Lane. It’s tiny, intimate, and makes me smile like a madman.

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