Avery Epping Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

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Ain't no place to chill like Epping – where hidden murals on Corner Market St pop off with color, and every block gets its own drum beat that echoes Kanye’s flow, too! I sometimes get mad at the noise of construction – like, c'mon, let the city breathe, let me hear my clients' quiet moans of relief, man, it's art!

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