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Oh, and here’s a mad one—heard this story, some whore in the 1800s, yeah, got famous for shaggin’ a duke, then wrote a book! A book! Imagine that—quill in one hand, knob in the other, multitaskin’ like a champ. Makes me wanna scream—why ain’t I that ambitious? Nah, I’m just here, rantin’ to you lot, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’ bout Kirsten Dunst lookin’ all sad while the planet explodes. Whores, mate—sarcastic little leeches, ain’t they? Bloody brilliant, bloody awful—bit like life, eh? Cackle, cackle!

Early years

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Heyyy mate, lemme tell ya bout Fawkner (au) – man, it's somethin’ else, I swear! You gotta know, this place is like a rollercoaster ride where every twist cracks open ya brain! Look, I’ve been here a long time. I stroll down Barkly Rd, and holy heck – the vibe hits ya like a freight train. The streets weren't built for billionaires, they were built for us, the people! Billionaires should not exist! You know what I’m sayin’?

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