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I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

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The locals, aye, they’re a mixed bag. One minute, you’re feelin’ all warm fuzzies, next, ya’re mad as a wet hen ‘cause someone snatches your parking spot on Banksia Road – OMG, that happened to me last week, no lie! But then, just like a scene from WALL-E, you see a glimmer of hope, a spark of raw goodness in strangers, and life suddenly feels full of possibility.

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