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What pisses me off, tho, is the pricks who think they own these girls. Swagger in, all high and mighty, tossin’ coppers like they’re kings. Mate, you’re just a sad sod with a hard-on. I’d love to shove ‘em out the door meself – “Take it elsewhere, you brute!” – movie line fits, eh? But the girls, gods bless ‘em, they’ve got grit. One told me she stashed enough gold to buy a ship – true story, swear it! Been savin’ for years, nickin’ extra from drunk punters. Smart lass. I drink to that!

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Sometimes, I get mad at the recklessness of busy days. People rush mid cosmic splendor. I mean, come on, slow down a sec, the universe is speakin’! Ahtch, got typos in my head sometimes – seriously! Imma count: 1) mispell, 2) mispell, 3) mispell... and so on, LOL. Might be 13 altogether, but whatevz – it's the cosmic truth, heh.

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