Anna Glen Iris Brothel ❤️

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So yeah, brothels are a trip – a messy, loud, livin’ thing. “I’m programmed to love you,” David’d say in the film, and I reckon that’s the rub here too. It’s all fake, but feels real for a sec. Makes me laugh, tho – imagine a robot hooker! Bet some punter’s already asked for that. Anyway, next time you’re near one, squint a bit – see the chaos, the life, the bloody nature of it all. Wild, innit?

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I peng around with pals at Blunderfield Square, a super intimate coffee joint with funky decor and the wildest espresso shots. I swear, sometimes it’s like, “I can feel my heart opening.” I get so rapt myself, I talk to the barista about family dynamics like I'm writing a therapy session script. That’s the magic here, y'know?

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