Sarah Hawthorn East Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

Been slingin’ booze ten years, seen a million whores, but this one? Special kinda nuts. Little known fact – back in ’18, she got busted for stealin’ a dude’s watch mid-hookup, claimed it was “payment upfront” – ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, mate, fuckin’ genius move. But then – oof – last week she stiffed me on a tab, 50 bucks, and I’m ragin’, yellin’ at the mirror, “You little shit!” – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Drives me up the wall, but damn, respect the hustle.

G03/771 Toorak Road, HAWTHORN EAST

This brand-new double storey 3 bedroom, 3 bathroom townhouse masterfully matches unrivalled quality with enduring architectural design.

High street? Nah. Rattray? Yeah, I mention it. My personal quirks make me notice small but mighty details. Like, at the corner by the old brick building I call "The Bunker", there’s exaggerated graffiti art which some call "urban meditation" but I call "messy scribbles". Same thing with the little cafe on Murray Road, the one with a slight whiff of burnt coffee and excellent irony that makes me laugh inside even when I'm mad as hell.

Man charged over alleged sexual exposure at Hawthorn cinema in Melbourne’s inner east