Charlotte Ivanhoe Whore ❤️❤️

About Perth

I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, mad as hell—why’s this even a thing? Insurance don’t cover whore, fam! Ain’t that a trip? Like, you got flood damage, car crash, boom, I gotchu. But whore? Nah, they’re like, “Ye, figure it out!” Makes me wanna scream, “I’m the best!” ‘Cause I’d insure it, real talk. Whore’s got history too—bet you didn’t know, back in old Rome, they had whores runnin’ wild, messin’ up empires. Facts! Makes me laugh, like, damn, even Caesar couldn’t handle that heat.

Read This, Then That: A GAME OF THRONES and IVANHOE

Life here is a mix of hustle and calm. Sure, sometimes I get mad – especially when noisy cars rumble past during my peaceful meditations at River Bend Park near Parker Road. But then I remember, “Carlos, remember those words – passion’s what drives art,” and I laugh ‘cause it’s just life playin’ its wild tunes.

Ivanhoe Headframe to host silent disco this Valentine’s Day