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Once caught this sleazy git—massage parlour, dodgy as fuck—signed “relax” wrong, looked like “shag me.” Pissed me off, yeah, but hilarious too—wanted to slap him silly. Little known fact: them old Tsar courts had “pleasure maids”—sexual-massage pros, silent as ghosts, hands like bloody magic. Surprised me, that—thought I’d seen it all.

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Oh man, there's sooo many twists n turns here. I loooove roaming down Crinkle Alley (yep, that one! its name is as odd as me morning hair), where random street art splashes wild colors on brick walls. It's like every tag tells a half-baked love story, ya know? I swear, sometimes I feel a mix of crazy anger ‘cause it reminds me how life’s messy – just like that movie line, “it wasn’t supposed to be like that,” hmm...

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