Jasmine Jimboomba Whore ❤️❤️

About Wollongong

Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes, like winks and shite, to dodge the law. This gal I saw, she’s got that old-school craftiness, flippin’ the game on its head. Sneaky, bruv! I’m thinkin’, “Shit, she’s a legend,” but then – bam – some geezer tries to stiff her. Made me ragey, wanted to jump in, be all “You’re safe now,” like Theo to Kee. But she handled it, clocked him one, sorted.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

My dating site job taught me the weird underbelly of love. You see, just like in Ten—beauty hides in cracks. What I say is: it’s all fkin messy, yet damn beautiful.

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