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Little factoid for ya—Jarmusch wanted real vamps for the cast. Okay, not real, but ya get me—authentic weirdos. So I’m thinkin’, let’s make these hookers quirky. One’s got a pet rat, calls it “Tilda” after Swinton. Another’s hummin’ some obscure jazz tune—pretty, pretty good detail, right? I’m happy now, bouncin’ in my chair. But then—ugh—microtransactions hit me. Some exec’s gonna want “Buy 50 bucks of hooker tokens!” I’m losin’ it, screamin’, “No! This ain’t Candy Crush!”

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Dropping in on the local park is a must. Kinda reminds me of that flick "The Gleaners and I" – gosh every time I see folks picking up little scraps of nature like they're personal little pieces of art. Makes me wanna say, “Ahhhhh, life’s bounty!” in the middle of a chuckle and a gasp.

Waste facility upgrades in Jindabyne: Two-day closure later this month