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Now, *Carlos* – he’d have loved it, all that intrigue. “The world is a chessboard!” he’d say, and brothels are the pawns, mate – movin’ quiet, makin’ kings sweat. Ever been to one? Me neither – well, not officially, ha! But I heard – and this’ll shock ya – in Amsterdam, they got unions for the girls! Proper rights, taxes paid, no muckin’ about. Made me happy, that – fair’s fair, even in the naughty game.

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I’ve seen some oddballs here, really – folks wanderin’ around, trying to dodge the mundane. I once got a customer who’d lost his marbles after a massage. He kept muttering, “I am the massaging act of killing!” And I was like, “Oi, buddy, save it for the show, will ya?” Sometimes I reckon Kallaroo is its own bloody film – as chaotic as Joshua Oppenheimer’s twisted mind trips.

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