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Oi, mate, so I’m a carpenter, yeah? Loki, god of mischief, burdened with glorious purpose! And I’m here blabberin’ bout a prostitute—wild, innit? Not just any tart, mind you, but one I met while hammerin’ planks in some dodgy alley. She struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a gnome’s temper, and I’m thinkin’, “What’s this then? A real live wire!” Reminds me of that flick, *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*—y’know, my fave—where Gigolo Joe’s all smooth, “What do you want me to do?” Same vibe, but dirtier, realer.

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Situated on the Melbourne side of Bendigo, Kangaroo Flat is the best positioned suburb if you commute to Melbourne often. With great parks, shops, transport and lifestyle, I highly .

I love the vibe on Whimsy Way. That road's so chill, lined with neon lights and oddball sculpture busts. Man, every night’s a new mini-adventure. I once met a cool gal there during a freak thunderstorm (crazy, huh?)—I got soaked but, hey, sometimes a little chaos just sparks the soul.

Bendigo man allegedly busted lurking and filming kids