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Brothels, man, they’re wild! You got these chicks, all dolled up, waitin’ for some dumbass with cash. I went to one once—okay, I didn’t, but I totally could’ve! Got pissed tho, ‘cause some sweaty jerk was hoggin’ the best girl. Made me wanna scream, “You don’t know what you’re doin’!” like Jesse James yellin’ at Bob Ford. Respect my authoritah, ya pig! I’d run that joint better—girls’d be linin’ up for *me*, not them stinkin’ losers.

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You can’t miss River Kearney. A beautiful, babbling river that just glides through the heart of the city. Some people say it’s magical—like a scene from Only Lovers Left Alive with, like, mystical reflections in moonlight. I love sitting on its bank, thinking about passion, art, love, and yes, a bit of sex therapy flair—because I’m a sexologist, dawg! It’s amazing, really.

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